Perfect spouse

criteria is different for everyone i suppose? But what is the usual ones??

Good looking?
Big boob?
Round ass?
5' 10" tall?
Filthy rich?
Superb caring?
Hopeless romantic?
blah blah blah...

It's ok that you got tricked. There's always a divorce system. or you can always find a bigger dick.

Or, you can trick him too, by being a lousy wife(like you always do).

Either way, whatever your criteria is, you can always cry when things goes wrong.

Just don't try to revenge with the sympathy card. You'll deffos win, but it made you low and dirty.

Try to remember the good old times instead. That way, you'll probably happier.

If you are a cheapskate

and always wants freebies...

This is for you. :D

Moral of the story is, DON'T BE A CHEAPSKATE!!

And for the guys, think with your head, not your DICK!

And for those that is running low on cash, this can be a good way to raise some. XD

CEO's fetish

Everyone  prolly has different fetishes. Boob, ass, nose, ear, foot, etc.

But here, is a comic strip.


For your laughter! hehe..

Yes, my battery is dying. haha..

Have a good day peeps!

Baby camel

Baby camel: Mother, can i ask you a question?

Mother: Sure, why son, is there something bothering you?

Baby camel: Why do camels have hump?

Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby camel: Ok, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?

Mother: Son, obviously they are made for walking in desert better than anyone does.

Baby camel: Just one more question, Mother....

Mother: Yes, dear?

Baby camel: Ok, then why are my lashes long? Sometimes, it bothers my sight.

Mother: My son, those long thick lashes are your protective cover. They help to protect to your eyes from the desert sand and wind.

Baby camel: Ok, So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert, and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert sand....

Skills, knowledge and abilities and experience 

are only useful if you are at the right place!

WHERE ARE YOU NOW?