Unknown parcel

If you follow me on twitter, you'll see I did mention that i received something in my mailbox yesterday.

When I took it, i thought it belongs to my dad but no! My name's on it!!

I started to scratch my head and wonder what is it?? Cz I did not buy anything online.

What could it be?! A bomb? A lawyer letter? A lottery that i won a million??

What is it?!

The next day, I stole half hour of my working time in the morning to go to the post office to collect it. :D

So I took a number and waited patiently. heheh...

When my number is blinking, I ran walked to the respective counter.

To my fucking horror,

Lady: The parcel is not here yet.

Me: WTF? (in my head of course) What are you talking about? they left the letter for me to collect it, how can it not be here??

Lady: Oh, no la, the post office that is in charge of this parcels is the blah blah headquarters. And they are suppose to deliver them today.

Me: Then?

Lady: 10.30 am only arrive.

Do note that i was there at 9 am. (boss not in the office yet, so can sneak out. heheh..)

I was speechless and pissed! Wtf. This means i gotta use my own lunch time to go and collect it later.

Moral: working time, WORK! Don't do personal stuff! Karma will make you do them twice!

OkOk.. so i went at during lunch time.

This time, not so excited ady lor... What if the crazy lady tell me the vehicle accident or some shit

and didnt make it?? I will KILL her I tell you!!!

But, thank God! I got it! heheh...

It's an envelope! What is it?? Someone wanna sue me ar?? huhu...

So I carefully open it. And pulled out this!

The only thing written on the envelope is DEFINE. Define aper o?!

Ish... Make me kan chiong only...

Then i faster open it and pulled out these!

Wahlau... Scared me lor... Thought what, it's some invite(s) to the World Cup Street Party @ Bangsar-Telawi 3.

A bit happy cz I know I didn't kena sue. And also a bit disappointed cz I didn't win a million dollar. LOL..

So it's invitation on 11th July to party all night and also watch World Cup Finals Live!

Starts from 8pm with free flow of beer!! (wah.. something i can't resist lor!!)

Not bad eh? They closed the whole stretch of Telawi 3(RED).

 And the entrance would be the beginning of the RED bar. And a giant screen at the other end.

Hmm... party and drinking in the middle of the road. First time! haha..

So for now, i guess all I need is some people who are ready to chug some beers and screamm gooaall!!

Sex

4 major factors why people have sex.

1. Physical reasons such as to reduce stress.

It seems like a good exercise eh?

2. Goal based reason. Such as? I wanted to have a baby? (blah, that's common) but to some people, is to have a social status.

Yes, only the Japanese does sick things like this.

3. Emotional reason such as love and commitment. They give stupid excuses like, I wanna feel connected! haha... How many guys used this before? I wonder. Or, It could be an expression. I wanna thank you. So, lets have sex! :D

Oo ah oo ah!! There, i don't owe you any more. haha.. Why cant u just freaking buy that person a dinner or something? Maybe, it's just an excuse for sex, again!

4. Insecurity reasons. Like the partner kept insisting and you don't want to refuse cz ur afraid he/she gonna find someone else. uh oh...

Haha.. Sometimes, it is not necessary is the women rejecting a men. It could be the men as well. Maybe she smell bad or something like that. hahah...

Ya'll maybe wondering why am i talking bout reasons to have sex. Well, apparently, people have sex on all sorts of reason. 1 of the most recent sex is South Korea.

Apparently, their condom sales jumped up to five fold after their recent winning against Greece. 2-0. Woot!!

So watcha waiting for? Celebrate for your favourite team!!! woot!!!