Tuesday, July 20, 2010

On 2nd of July


of God knows what year, a pair of twins is born and like all beginning of the story, it all begun happily.

Everyone thought the pair of girls will grow up not only pretty but kind and not be a scum sucking bitch.

But as always, fate decided to turn them opposite!

How sad. And one day, they were so bored of sitting around with no evil plan, they decided to open a blogshop!

They think it would give them a good chance to pose sluttish-ly. With the chance of, who knows some rich man would fall in love with me! woohooo and i will be rich kind of story.

Or maybe to "sell" things that they don't even own or never plan to deliver?

So may I present to you the awesome-two-thumbs-up slut twins?


And why would I be bitching bout this two "innocent" *ptui* girl?

On a fine day of January 26th of 2010 with clear blue skies, flowers blooming and birds chirping, I was doing my usual online shopping while working. 

And I landed on their blog with a huge sign of 

As you may or may not know, almost every girl's eye would pop when they see this!

But the post was made on December. =(

Knowing I was 1 month late, I still wants to try my luck as there appears to have available stocks.

So I emailed her immediately to reserve the items and yada yada yada...

Guess what?! She replied me! Happy-nyer!! *HOLD IT*

It was 2 months late! WTF!

But based on her email above that I print screened, I thought she was sincerely apologizing and wish to continue the transaction. 

Followings are the conversation between us. I donno who la! Chew Wei or Chew See, I don't fucking care you slut!

See, she told me that she is going outstation and left me her number. You'd probably thinks that, if she wants to con my money, she wouldn't give me her number rite? Well, it's cz I have yet to transfer the money to her!!

After I successfully transferred the amount to her, she says she's Outstation, yada yada yada yada.

So I sent her lotsa messages asking her regarding my parcel, and all I get is I'm outstation, will be back yada yada..

Sadly all those messages was stored in my old phone. 

So the only ones I got was this. 

Which she did even fucking reply!!

Honestly, I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU WENT OUTSTATION OR GO DIE! 

Do you even know how to manage a  business?? 

YOUR CUSTOMER DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS! THEY JUST WANT YOU TO DELIVER THEIR ITEMS!!

Who cares you got raped or you got into a car accident or you got HIV! 

This is strictly biz and even that also you can't stick to it, GOOD LUCK!

I may even say this, the amount that I transferred to her was only two figure. 

So, do I sound cheapskate here for making so much noise for a two figure amount? 

Maybe I do sound cheapskate. 

But, please tell me who's more cheapskate for wanting to con someone just for a two figure amount?!

I hope you both slut read this and cry and tell mummy and daddy so they will be so fucking proud of you!

And also, I don't want the parcel anymore. It will be a donation to Cheapskate-Slut Foundation.

And GUYS!!! Don't she look fucking hot here?! You know where to find the contacts if you dig deep enough. Enjoy!

:D

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